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Nov 26, 2008

Massive Dynamic Phone Number

Fringe - 109 The Dreamscape | Massive Dynamic | Massive Dynamic | Posted by Scully

In this episode, we learn a phone number for Massive Dynamic…

1-877-8-MSSDYN

1-877-8-MSSDYN

1-877-8-MSSDYN

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I called the number and this is the recording I heard…

Thank You for contacting Massive Dynamic.  We wish you and your family the very best this holiday season.  Your data has been recorded.  For more information, please visit www.massivedynamic.com.  Happy Holidays.

2 Responses to “Massive Dynamic Phone Number”

  1. ariannejean

    do we not have an official post for picking apart the website yet?

    I think what we should be doing is seeing if we can get get to employee access. I checked there job openings to see what I could maybe send in a fake resume for.
    Job Openings
    * COMPUTATIONAL BIOLOGIST
    * NEUROPROGRAMMER
    * SENIOR RISK ANALYST
    * KITCHEN OPERATIONS STAFF

  2. ariannejean

    I haven’t sent one in yet because I thought I would see what everyone here thinks first. I’m gonna try for kitchen staff seeing as I probobly couldn’t right a believable resume for the others.

    also i thought this excerpt from “massive dynamic teamwork”
    on the careers page
    http://www.massivedynamic.com/careers.php might be relevant.

    “Massive Dynamic Team Members are smart… shockingly smart. Ninety-five percent of our employees hold college degrees, and nearly a third have doctorates – in such diverse fields as quantum processing, nanobiology, mammalian psychology, nuclear seismology, biocomputation, cybernetic engineering, ecological strategy, and 4D interior design. The team boasts chess masters, magicians, published poets, graphic novelists, kung fu black belts, and no less than twenty Olympic athletes.”

    and for the sake of attempting to get the employee access by fake applying this exerpt seemed more then relevant:
    “But you don’t have to be a genius to work at Massive Dynamic – just committed to our core values of quality workmanship, technological progress, and community service.”

    and “In the future, we plan to add even more facilities, such as auto-hypnosis rooms, revitalization lounges, and detoxification bars. We’re proud to say that people who come to work at Massive Dynamic never want to leave.” seemed relevant too… is that a typo or a clue of sorts?